Sunday, February 23, 2020

Unrepentant

I want to tell you about Marco's latest shenanigans. Yesterday morning there was an empty wine glass from the night before sitting on an end table in the den. Marco flew over there, marched up to the glass, and knocked it over before I could stop him. The glass cracked. And when I yelled at him, you know what he yelled back?

"GEORGIE!"

"No, that wasn't George, that was you, Marco..."

"GEORGIE!"

That crazy bird has now taken to blaming the dogs for his misbehavior! There was nothing to be done for the glass. It was one of a set my friend Marla had given me one year for my birthday, and it had my initials on it. I hated to lose it. Of course, Marco didn't give a damn.

Unrepentant

28 comments:

  1. I LOVE Marco stories! I hope he's been forgiven.

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    1. Everyone loves Marco stories! He's a mess! Haha.

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  2. bad bird, marco! and blaming it on poor george!

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  3. How funny! I love Marco stories too. It sounds like Marco is very smart!

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  4. Marco- I am so cute
    Mum- no your not
    Marco- I am cute
    Mum- no your not
    Marco - yes I am
    Mum- yes you are

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  5. MARCO! Never blame a dog. Shame on you. You've messed up Mom's wine glass set. Where can you have another one made for her, bad bird?

    Love,
    Janie

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  6. The only difference between Marco and any household pet, including the fish: MARCO CAN TATTL...I MEAN TALK.

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  7. Like all criminals, he's very quick to blame others. "It wasn't me man"!

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  8. Ts ts ts... what a cheeky bird! You were an eyewitness, and he still tried to shift the blame to someone else. He must really think he can outwit you!

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  9. This just made us both laugh! And we needed it! Thanks.

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  10. Marco's blaming antics remind me of those videos where two dogs are being crossly asked which one destroyed something (a large mess usually in the background) and one dog puts his paw on the head of the other dog.

    Clever bird--except for the part where he was caught in the act. LOL

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  11. Poor Marco! He must have been traumatised when his mummy yelled at him. After all, some would argue that it was all Mummy's fault for leaving the wine glass out where an innocent parrot might mistakenly view it as a new plaything.

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  12. The only solution for recalcitrant parrots is the roasting pan.

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  13. Looking at this (while giggling) from a different perspective, maybe Marco was calling for George to help him because you were yelling :)

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