That being said, here are a few of the pictures I took tonight. It's a very small sample of what's out there:
This is the porch and front driveway of a house two doors down from me. The glowing orb "gifts" are hanging from two bare crepe myrtle trees. This is also the house that has the racing green and red lights winding up and around the basketball goal. Unfortunately, my cheapo digital camera wouldn't take even a passable picture of that.
Next up: Mickey Santa! Note the size of it in relation to the front door and the second story! There is also a smaller penguin to Mickey's left, and the obligatory lighted deer on the other side of the yard (this is the South). And yes, children live at this house. Ginger occasionally stops and visits with the toddler that lives there:
Look! It's the holy family! (And right behind them is a fence with blinking blue lights. Again, I couldn't get a decent shot of it, but trust me, it looks like a disco. And what is it with random blue lights this year, anyway?!)
Most of the neighbors go for a more conservative, traditional look. Approximately 60% of the houses within a mile of us look something like this:
And finally, nothing says "too much time on my hands" quite like a decorated tree under the carport.