And did the perpetrator pull down their pants to make the deposit or did they scoop it out of their undies? Were they even wearing undies? My questions are endless.
Oh the memories. I worked for many years at our town's library. One morning we found a pile in the elevator when we opened. It was probably left from the night before. Those were the days before security cameras. We were trying to remember who had been in the library at the end of the day and had a new note on our job list for closing. Check the elevator. Ick.
I am so sorry I haven't been around here more often. I applaud your bread, I envy your tomato starts, I sympathize with your dog (FedEx is the worst) your knitting skills are excellent, and then - a random turd. I mean honestly WTF. Who just drops a$$ like than and then skips? HOOLIGANS IS WHO.
Ha! For what it's worth, Dave and I had a similar experience at the airport in Tampa. (Which I somehow FORGOT to blog about, so you're getting the only public version of this story.) We rounded the corner to the check-in area for British Airways and there were two desk agents directing people QUITE LOUDLY to walk this way or that. We realized they were directing us around a lumpy streak of feces in the middle of the floor. It was clear someone or something "had an accident" and walked/ran which spread the accident in a linear fashion. Child? Adult? Dog? Dave was quite upset that we didn't witness whatever happened at the time of its occurrence, but I tend to think it's just as well.
I hope the rest of the day wasn't as shitty!
ReplyDeleteWell, it wasn't great, but at least no more feces were involved! Ha!
DeleteWell, no place to go but up????
ReplyDeleteYup.
DeleteShit happens. Anywhere and everywhere. I wonder if it came from a parent or a student.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
We wondered, too.
DeleteAnd did the perpetrator pull down their pants to make the deposit or did they scoop it out of their undies? Were they even wearing undies? My questions are endless.
DeleteOh the memories. I worked for many years at our town's library. One morning we found a pile in the elevator when we opened. It was probably left from the night before. Those were the days before security cameras. We were trying to remember who had been in the library at the end of the day and had a new note on our job list for closing. Check the elevator. Ick.
ReplyDeleteHaha. People are crazy.
DeleteSome days are like that. You just never know!
ReplyDeleteThere's never a dull moment in a school!
DeleteI am sure the day could only have gotten better after such a crap start...
ReplyDeleteWell, I've had better days, but at least no more poo was involved!
DeleteWhat a crappy start to the day, but funny.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't help but laugh while I texted Marla! And she got a good laugh too.
DeleteTrust me I know, there is never a dull moment in the life of a school.
ReplyDeleteThat's for sure.
DeleteWas Marla really telling you that Elon Musk had paid a visit to Carver?
ReplyDeleteHmmm...
DeleteWhat a start! After that anything's better.
ReplyDeleteJust about!
DeleteIt's like...HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?
ReplyDeleteWell, it's Friday.
How weird?!! TGIF! Hope you have a great weekend, Jennifer.
ReplyDeletePity the person who had to clear it up.
ReplyDeleteGood lord. Are there cameras?
ReplyDeleteI am so sorry I haven't been around here more often. I applaud your bread, I envy your tomato starts, I sympathize with your dog (FedEx is the worst) your knitting skills are excellent, and then - a random turd. I mean honestly WTF. Who just drops a$$ like than and then skips? HOOLIGANS IS WHO.
ReplyDeleteHa! For what it's worth, Dave and I had a similar experience at the airport in Tampa. (Which I somehow FORGOT to blog about, so you're getting the only public version of this story.) We rounded the corner to the check-in area for British Airways and there were two desk agents directing people QUITE LOUDLY to walk this way or that. We realized they were directing us around a lumpy streak of feces in the middle of the floor. It was clear someone or something "had an accident" and walked/ran which spread the accident in a linear fashion. Child? Adult? Dog? Dave was quite upset that we didn't witness whatever happened at the time of its occurrence, but I tend to think it's just as well.
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